Hey guys, I decided that this year I am going to participate in No Shave November.
This blog will be updated whenever I feel nessecary..showing the progress of my amazing beard to come.
ENTRY 1:
Alright, it's the end of November 5th, and so far my face is showing strong signs of hair, mainly above the eyebrow line, but i'm still pulling for more on the upper lip area and the chin region, as well as the sideburn plains. Here are some up to date photos of the madness..
Theres my face, and you can see the planned spots of future sights of hair.
And here is me feeling the starts of something massive.
Well, all I can say for sure is i'm glad that I don't have a girlfriend for one reason...i'd feel way too sorry for her right about now. What girl would allow the grizzly madness that is about to unfold on my face? Probably none. This will be a beard to the likes of none ever seen before!
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ENRTY 2:
Cool...My chest hair is coming in pretty strong..
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ENTRY 3:
THERE IT IS PEOPLE! freakin nuts, i know. thats all of november. Impressed?! I am. A few nights ago i had an all night beard-off with a guy from What Is Truth. The singer. He was all...no shave november and that's all you got?! I could grow a much for fierce beard!!! So he was tryin' to dunk all over my jamz and I was like alright man, you, me, beard off. Tonight. So guess who got pwn'd at the end of the night? MR. TALK! All bark no bite, yo. He was like..but..but.. I just shaved today! And I said oh! I'm sorry you didn't choose to embrace your manhood mr. circumstance!
Well there's still a week or so left in no shave november and I will ride this out until my beards big enough to cook pancakes!
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FINAL ENTRY
well well well..looks like the month of november has recently come to a close! My beard really pulled through and i'm kind of pleased with it, it's my first real attempt at a beard and here's what came out of it!
hey all of you naysayers! looks like you can all go join the dumb club because i have a beard and it's awesome.
But there is a new development! Gillette has contacted me to help them test a new razor that they have been developing for quite some time. The blades are made of Iridium, one of the strongest metals on this planet. Wiki link here. To cut back on the cost of the metal they decided on a balsa wood handle and i took one look at the prototype and was like guys..the force of my beard against this strong metal will surely snap the balsa wood in two. So they came back with a stainless steel version for the handle and when i tried to shave my beard my sheer strength plus beard plus iridium bent the stainless steel. They are currently making a razor (which is three blades with a lotion strip on top, by the way) with an iridium handle as well. This should cut the mighty beard down to size. They estimate that a shave this good should keep my beard at bay for another month or two, but we'll see..this one came out fiercely!
I would like to say this was a good experience and a great way for a guy to embrace his manhood. I'm gonna miss my grizzly ole' beard but i'm sure it'll be back!
